kineticpenguin:

bewbin:

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war
Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now

ryanphantom:

trapny:

trapny:

Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.

The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village

undertale

pussyronin:

Oh.. well met, traveler. (You notice me skinning and field dressing a grinch carcass strung up by the rafters of the cabin) Oh this? Yeah bagged it just this morning. Male, not too old. Meat’s gonna be good. (I stare, somewhat detached, at the grinch corpse hanging in front of me for a moment before plunging my knife through its heart) Fucking sickos. You know they hate Christmas? That time of the year where good kids get presents and, heh, well.. when adults get egg nog. (Quiet slicing and carving sounds, bloodlust professionally but barely contained) Wind’s howling,

bisclavaret:

columboscreens:

small…..

wyverncult:

ALT

two of them …..

cpericardium:

Oppenheimer building the first atomic bomb and shaking his head the whole time so that everyone knows he doesn’t agree with nuclear warfare

nyanoraptor:

ashstfu:

moodboard

foxgirlruby:

foxgirlruby:

I’m sorry but I downloaded maleware onto your computer… yeah no not malware, *male*ware, your computer is a boy now… he said so himself, that’s how i know. he also told me to tell you he like-likes you. yeah he still runs like normal he’s just a boy now. oh btw he has no more space on his hard drive. yeah…yeah it’s all maleware now, sorry

remember to wish your transmasc computer a happy pride!

tacticaltaxonomist:

Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I’m sure it’ll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn’t have any. I’m EU so no Live for me).

Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

The settings I use:

jeekoftheweek:

the-polysulfur-collective:

Autism: I need this specific routine to be followed for me to be in peace and working

ADHD: I need extreme flexibility and opportunity to work on what i want in different days

AuDHD: Okay, so, i need… A general routine, like, okay, i cannot funcition without a routine, right?, But after two (2) days, i cannot function with this specific routine, i need a little change, but if it’s too much change i will literally cry right NOW